Wackiest Barbies Ever Made

Okay, I had to do this. I just bought a Barbie for $3 because I'm going to make her plus size, and looking at her encouraged me to explore all of the Barbies that have been created over the years. These are some of the weirdest, funniest and downright creepiest I have found:


The Ever-So-Classy Pregnant Barbie






Not only does she looks like a teenager, she even has cute freckles and wears fashionable maternity wear. Way to go, Mattel.


Cher Barbie(s)








I won't lie, these kind of freak me out. They all look exactly like her and they are all just a tad frightening.


Joan Jett Barbie




She's even skinnier than a normal Barbie. How is this possible??


The Birds Barbie



hahahahahahahahhahahaa. this is epic.


Rockabilly Barbie



LOVE IT! I want it. But it's 79 dollars. Apparently my mom spent that much money when she bought Barbies for me and my sister. If only Rockabilly Barbie had existed back then...

Ken as Mr. Spock



This one is just awkward.

Wicked Witch Barbie



Would you really buy this for your daughter? Really?


Stereotypical Black Girl Barbies





Trichelle, Janessa, Kara and Kianna. Need I say more?


Speed Racer Barbies




Speedracer was lame, and making Barbies out of it was lamer. These are selling for 20 bucks, together, on Amazon.

And to top it off...


TRAMP STAMP BARBIE!!



Who DOESN'T want their kids to have a trailer trash Barbie?




If you find any more wacky, creepy and funny Barbies post a comment with a picture.

an update for the updated

today is a wonderful day. plenty of reasons:

1. mika makes me happy
2. i had raisin bran for breakfast
3. some bitch teacher made a mean comment and someone stood up for me. that was cool.
4. oh yeah, and i got accepted to COLLEGE.

this is where i start to believe in the law of attraction. i know it seems fruity and magical, but it's not. energy isn't magical. it's science. IT'S MAGICAL SCIENCE!! and this magical science has given me [almost] everything i've ever wanted.

on a materialistic note, i am getting my clarisonic brush tomorrow. it will rejuvinate my face and make me even happier to be alive with fresh clean commercial-worthy skin.

GAWD i am so cheesy. am i too cheesy? don't answer that.

last post.

bye

sigh

i am the only girl i personally know that reads feminist literature- and when my mom sees it, she tells me i'm obsessed with sex. and that i need to stop reading books about sex.
the book she saw is called "visions of female sexual power and a world without rape."
sigh.





p.s. i kind of am obsessed with sex, i just don't like people telling me that i am

a beautiful moment

riding home from work with mom, it was raining and she had her favorite bosnian music blasting. i reclined the chair and closed my eyes, listening to extremely comforting melodies that made me really nostalgic. once in a while mom would interject with "Ohhhhhhh this is it this is the song!" or "It is terrible. Terrible visibility" and then she would immediately go back to singing along with people who's names nobody can pronounce. i felt so right at that moment i cried a little.

summer obsessions

this summer i have formed a few sandra fads slash obsessions. these include:


slouchy tees.






I LOVE SLOUCHY TEES. old navy had a crazy sale on these so i bought one in every color. white pink black blue grey dark grey.


knotted things

i need to take pictures of what i'm talking about since i can't find any on google.


arm charmers

i have been seeing these at work for MONTHS and have been obsessed partly because they are displayed by being knotted. so i IOU'd my mom 15 bucks and bought one. again i'll take a picture. but here's an idea.




skinny jeans

i used to think i was too fat for skinny jeans, and now i love them. let me tell you, you have to find the perfect pair. although the model is anorexic, these are my favorite jeans ever.



suspenders

suspenders are hot, and now i have them. notice how the girl looks 100 times better in them. yar.




asymmetry

i had aysmmetrical hair, earrings, i love asymmetry in general, and this summer i loved it even moar.




jim morrison

i watched the doors. i know he was a loser, but he was a genius loser.




borders peach fruitkula

i probably spent 20 dollars a week on these babies.



*orgasms*


sex books


i like to read.




cake batter ice cream

I WANT IT. NOW!!!!!!!!



coin purses





i love things with clasps. and i love little things, and coin purses are little with clasps. it's the perfect combination.

and last but not least (for now)....



my future. RAWR.

yea so no one reads my blogs and apparently i can't just do it for fun because i like it right? right. because i am a loser.