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Golly Sandra!
You've grown up really crazy...
have I been too denying of you?

optimism?

good things should happen to good people. considering i've only been alive for 18 years, i think i've been a pretty good person so far. i haven't done anything ethically questionable, i don't frequently break the law or cause mischief. i'm nice to the masses, i try to be nice to my family, and i'm a good friend when it comes down to it. i'm tooting my own fucking horn but i don't care. because i think i deserve a little push. some help from wherever to help me get to my next step. i don't WANT to settle for less. i want to go where i want to go. i just need some help. i don't care about winning a million acting awards or some stupid video contests. i want money.
it's a little fucked up when your father says
"i really don't know what to do, sandra."

sick of being the bro

Just saying, I'm sick of being the bro. You know, the girl that's fun to chill with but you don't consider girly enough to hook up with fellow guy friends or take out on dates. The girl that can take your jokes (or just pretend to...) and watch you fart and stuff Dominos down your throat? Yea, me. I'm sick of being me right now.

a date would be nice.

Wackiest Barbies Ever Made

Okay, I had to do this. I just bought a Barbie for $3 because I'm going to make her plus size, and looking at her encouraged me to explore all of the Barbies that have been created over the years. These are some of the weirdest, funniest and downright creepiest I have found:


The Ever-So-Classy Pregnant Barbie






Not only does she looks like a teenager, she even has cute freckles and wears fashionable maternity wear. Way to go, Mattel.


Cher Barbie(s)








I won't lie, these kind of freak me out. They all look exactly like her and they are all just a tad frightening.


Joan Jett Barbie




She's even skinnier than a normal Barbie. How is this possible??


The Birds Barbie



hahahahahahahahhahahaa. this is epic.


Rockabilly Barbie



LOVE IT! I want it. But it's 79 dollars. Apparently my mom spent that much money when she bought Barbies for me and my sister. If only Rockabilly Barbie had existed back then...

Ken as Mr. Spock



This one is just awkward.

Wicked Witch Barbie



Would you really buy this for your daughter? Really?


Stereotypical Black Girl Barbies





Trichelle, Janessa, Kara and Kianna. Need I say more?


Speed Racer Barbies




Speedracer was lame, and making Barbies out of it was lamer. These are selling for 20 bucks, together, on Amazon.

And to top it off...


TRAMP STAMP BARBIE!!



Who DOESN'T want their kids to have a trailer trash Barbie?




If you find any more wacky, creepy and funny Barbies post a comment with a picture.

an update for the updated

today is a wonderful day. plenty of reasons:

1. mika makes me happy
2. i had raisin bran for breakfast
3. some bitch teacher made a mean comment and someone stood up for me. that was cool.
4. oh yeah, and i got accepted to COLLEGE.

this is where i start to believe in the law of attraction. i know it seems fruity and magical, but it's not. energy isn't magical. it's science. IT'S MAGICAL SCIENCE!! and this magical science has given me [almost] everything i've ever wanted.

on a materialistic note, i am getting my clarisonic brush tomorrow. it will rejuvinate my face and make me even happier to be alive with fresh clean commercial-worthy skin.

GAWD i am so cheesy. am i too cheesy? don't answer that.

last post.

bye

sigh

i am the only girl i personally know that reads feminist literature- and when my mom sees it, she tells me i'm obsessed with sex. and that i need to stop reading books about sex.
the book she saw is called "visions of female sexual power and a world without rape."
sigh.





p.s. i kind of am obsessed with sex, i just don't like people telling me that i am